tupacabra:

mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do

me:

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me: close my door on your way out

(via memphis-may-zachykins)

the-lron-butt:

babyminaj:

My favorite Oscar of the night

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bitch please

make room for the Grammys

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(via thoughtsandoverreactions)